Miss Piggy's story

　　OK, they call me Miss Piggy, but it's not because I'm fat. Let's just get that straight at the very start. However, if you've ever watched the Muppets, and you've seen Miss Piggy, then you know what my personality is like! I'm bigger than life, and every ounce the diva. I'm sweet and strong willed, and kind of demanding. I was born on April 30th of this year, and when I'm completely grown up, I'll probably weight about 50 pounds. I have tons of attitude, and will wrap you around my little toenail before you can say Kermit! Apply to adopt me at /apply/. Don't worry. You'll know it's me, because my personality arrives about five minutes before the rest of me comes through the door.