Look for it on sale this Christmas on Amazon.com: "The Big Burp Theory of the Universe"

　　in Paperback ISBN: 2

　　in Large Print ISBN: 1

　　or on Kindle ASIN: B00NZKP1JW

　　What's so scary about the Big Bang anyway? Find out how to Burp and Slurp, Gurgle and Glunk, Zoom and Boing with the Big Burp Theory in this 28 page illustrated Kid's Book.

　　A long, long, time ago when my daughter was five years old, she heard of the Big Bang Theory and it scared her half to death ... She thought everything was going to blow up! So, I made this story up about a tiny particle that just had a very, very, Big Burp and what happened to it afterward. This story calmed her fears and made both of us laugh out loud making Screeching sounds and Big Burps and Zooming around, and Slurping our way through it.

　　So as you read this book aloud with your kids provide the sound effects and make all the Gurgles and Glunks, and Big Burps and Vacuuming ... Don't forget to Zoom along the way.

　　I hope you all have as much fun, as I have had with this illustrated kids story.

　　Joe Wocoski, the Author