Are you tired of having to say "let's get this party started" everytime you show up somewhere?? Now you don't have to!!! You, your friends, and everyone aroud will just assume that's what's happening when you roll up in the classiest, comfiest, bad-ass-iest, most monster-ist, '94 Ford club wagon.Rilling on 40" wheels and with a ?" lift, the Ascension Sophisticated, Solar, High-elevation, Outdoor Living Easy vehicle (ASSHOLE) lives up to its name. She was forged from Motor City steel and refined by Everventure Customs, with additional love from Flowmaster exhaust systems.The roof-mounted solar panel and alternator power a tour bus battery that runs aux lights, mini fridge, vent fan. There is a 2-burner propane stove and a pump sink. The stove mount can be rotated, revealing a GENIOUS hidden 3rd "jump" seat. I even had Tim (Everventure Customs) put in a wine rack (only 2 bottles, but it classes things up a lot). She's been my camping home and my company promo vehicle. I've parked next to 1/4 million $ sports cars and watched the drivers get pissed when girls come up to see the van (actually a true story). Regrettably, it's time to let her go to a good and happy home.If you're not into speed, but really into drawing attention or camping in total comfort, let me know. I'd like to talk before selling because, well, I don't want to sell to just anyone. Call me sentimental, I am. I've camped in this vans during some REALLY nasty storms in the Sangre de Cristo mountains. Instead of being miserable in a tent, I was warm, happy, safe, while making bolognese and drinking chianti. I want her next owner to appreciate the heck out of her as much as I have.I set the price according to what I've put into engine work, glass work, new breaks, custom interior work, etc. but also acknowledging that she's no spring chicken and the "cockpit" could use some upholstery and a sound system would be a great next move. Hell, I even have a train horn (still boxed up) that I'll throw in. She def needs a freight train horn. Pretty sweet deal, right? Yeah... I've actually got a lump in my throat writing this. PLEASE someone buy her before I change my mind.