Expense Gates' Personal Super Key Private Laptop computer: A Microspoof.

　　Spoof hard back book by the creator of Natioal Lampoon, Henry Beard! (see photo).

　　Due to a marvelous twist of fate, the laptop you hold in your hand came into the possession of Henry Beard, John Boswell, and Ron Barrett, a trio of concerned, if computer-illiterate, residents and authors of such bestselling humor books as O.J.'s Legal Pad and French for Cats. Now that these three have actually hired precocious preteens to hock into Gates' secret notes, strategies, e-mails, and to-do lists, we can all be privy to the intellectual property of the richest man worldwide. Fabulously fabricated in two-color throughout, Bill Gates' Personal Super Secret Private Laptop extensively catches the mind, spirit, and nerdiness of Bill Gates-- the man who owns you, or quickly will. Smoke complimentary home in Cary!

　　$10.00.