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So you\'re a super villain who conquered the world. Sweet. Take that good guys! Anyways, it\'s been years since the world has been living under your iron rule of villainy. Muahaha! But the years have started to take it\'s toll. Fun things like vanquishing good guys, oppressing the weak, putting mind control drugs in the water supply to control the population just isn\'t as fun as it used to be.

You pine for the days where you can just lay by the pool with your evil margarita and plot lesser shenanigans. You don\'t really need to rule the whole world right? Your little countryside fiefdom of villainy and injustice will do just fine. Anyways, since you\'ll be considering this new life downsizing, what about downsizing your home to this swanky Downtown Houston highrise apartment? It has plenty of swanky amenities you\'ll have access to do relax, chill, and plot whatever exciting misdeeds you can think of.

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Apartment Amenities

Catering Kitchen

Ballroom With Soaring Ceilings And Marble Floors

Available To Residents For Private Parties

Multiple Work Stations With Both PC And MAC

Private Conference Room

High Speed Wi-Fi

Residential Library

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Community Amenities

Gate Attendant

Reserved Garage Parking

Limited Access And Video Monitoring

Ample Seating

High Speed Wi-Fi

Picnic Area

Pool Is Heated During The Winter

Luxurious Landscaping

Tranquil Seating Areas And Walking Paths

Private Dog Park Area

24-Hour Key Fob Access

TV And Media Integration

Precor Cardo Fitness Equipment

World-Renown Shopping And Dining Just Minutes From Your Door

Near Memorial Park With Golf Course And Running Trail

Shop At The Luxurious New River Oaks District

Choose Amazing Produce From 2 Whole Foods Market Within Walking Distance

Amenities for 99 N Post Oak Ln, Great Uptown

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